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Spirit of doom down the local

ALCOHOL is the new tobacco, a cash cow ripe for milking.Read

Reaping the rewards of failure

IN the public sector, the culture of reward for failure is in-bred.Read

Democracy? Not round here, mate

IN the 1990s, the voters of a Liverpool suburb set an electoral record that has survived years of mounting apathy.Read

Gravy Train hurtling towards hypocrisy

IN MOSCOW, the roads used to be closed to the proletariat so that members of the Politbureau could drive uninterrupted to the Kremlin.Read

MPs – what a waste of money

AS jobs go, it’s not a bad one.Read

Council can't cash in on trash

NEW new form of tax terrorism could be coming to England's doorsteps soon.Read

Eco town heaven could be hell

IN THE 50s close and thriving communities were destroyed so families could be herded into soulless tower block flats.Read

They'll do anything but listen

THERE'S a link between Post Office closures, fortnightly bin collections and expensive home improvement packs.Read

Gordon IS listening to the people

WE WENT to war to find Saddam's weapons of mass destruction - that simply didn't exist.Read

You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys

THE true cost of petrol is around 45p a litre.Read

Bar humbug to alcohol guidelines

IT IS not only the voters of Crewe and Nantwich who resent the way the government picks their pockets with stealth taxes.Read

It's better to arrive than to travel

IT USED to be better to travel hopefully than arrive.Read

Charity must begin at home

IT WAS October 2005 when the earth moved in the foothills of the Himalayas.Read

Political put-down is a real let-down

AS an insult, it lacked a lot in snappiness, spite and spleen.Read

Britain needs a bill of rights - now

NEARLY 200 heroin addicts have won a £10,000 a head payout because the authorities stopped them taking drugs in prison.Read

Relative burgled by addict

A HEROIN addict who burgled his grandmother's home has been spared further time behind bars.Read

That's the way the money goes...

GETTING elected to the House of Commons is better than being enrolled in the Mafia.Read

A nation where nothing succeeds like failure

IT USED to be that captains went down with their ships. But this is England, a country where nothing succeeds like failure.Read

Passengers are such an inconvenience

THIS week's edition of You Couldn't Make It Up comes courtesy of Virgin Trains, whose services on the Manchester-Birmingham New Street-Euston run are becoming increasingly over-crowded.Read

Drink up chaps, it's the taxpayer's round

WHAT makes my blood boil is not so much being used as a human cashpoint to bail out the government but the incompetent way our money is spent.Read