CONFRONTED by her 65-year-old father beating his chest in Alpha male mode to announce he’d impregnated his blind girlfriend 43 years his junior, daughter Kelly evicted the old ‘un from the housing association bungalow they shared in Birmingham.Read
IN A week remembered as a female nadir, bottle-blonde slapper Denise Welch – drink and depression problems, over-whelming urge to flash breasts, a couple of alleged extra-marital flings – wins a reality show and announces her young son “will just have to put up with my antics”.Read
THE inevitable Housing Allowance, to be introduced next month, brought girly squawks from Ladywood’s Gabriella Sinclair who, at 21, has three young children and is currently on maternity leave from her job in a nursery kitchen.Read
A CLUTCH of mothers whose children died in Southampton General Hospital were told this week that their brains, removed after death for experimental work, have been found stored in an old cupboard.Read
HAVE you noted yet the worm in our seasonal Christian bud? Whenever David Cameron is seen across media channels calling for a return to traditional Christian values, he is followed by an atheist proclaiming that since there is no God there is no Christian tradition.Read
WELL done Jeremy Clarkson for pulling off a good ‘un and inciting 21,335 of the po-faced who don’t know they’re being sent up to complain of that jokey “I’d shoot the strikers”.Read
REMEMBERING our war dead is one thing. Wasting the Ministry of Defence’s time to explain why a Government Minister wasn’t wearing a poppy during a brief television interview verges on the barmy.Read
GADDAFI’S death was brutal. Those Libyan freedom-fighters who first manhandled him from that drain, denied him time to prepare to meet his maker, then despatched him with a bullet to the head, revealed themselves as merciless.Read