Just Another Day in the story of Heather

THE wild-eyed and manic Heather Mills poured her accumulated venom at Paul McCartney in both London and New York.

Then she compared herself to the late Princess Diana.

Despite the derision her outburst prompted, Heather isn't far wide of the mark.

Both had fairytale marriages, both ended up in matrimonial morasses.

Heather needs psychological help. Diana turned to fortune tellers, crystals and a string of affairs.

They are similar, right enough. Both completely nutty.

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