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You've got to admire sexy Sven

Maureen Messent

I WILL miss Sven Goran Eriksson if, as reported, he's due the boot from Manchester City.

Sven became a phallic icon. A randy old goat, unashamed in the face of evidence he dropped his pants for a secretary at FA headquarters, canoodled with countless nymphets, left his shoes (with elevator heels) outside Ulrika Jonsson's bedroom door and roared with dismissive laughter when reporters asked if he'd marry his Nancy of the strange clothes and wandering birth-date.

It takes a laid-back man with an amatory record like his to stay straight-faced at press conferences. I applaud him for his shamelessness and the conjecture and dirty laughs he's given us.

And for his agility in dumping Nancy so deftly that she still thinks she's in with a chance...

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