Fine if you can get it

HE'S raddled, he's a drunk, he's 61, and he looks 90.
Step forward Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood, now back in rehab after a very public sojourn in his Irish home with a 19-year-old Russian whom he picked up in a cocktail bar when she served him.
Whether or not he served her isn't known. Suffice to say he is now negotiating a reunion with Jo, his wife of 23 years.
Yet I feel an element of sympathy for Ronnie. When others (probably jealous) jeer at his cradle-snatching, I recall the words of an ancient petticoat-chasing libertine I know.
"Of course I'm a dirty old man," he said. "But have you seen the state of women my own age?"
Good point.