I simply do not believe it!

Aug 27 2009 By Maureen Messent

HAVE the balmy summer months turned our police forces barmy?

Just as we’d almost swallowed the notion that forces need a special grouping for black officers, along comes the news that pagan bobbies will be given days off to celebrate Wiccan activities and, even more laughable, a branch for transvestites – called the Powder Blues, I assume.

I can’t ditch the image I have of a couple of large bewigged policemen with blond curls escaping their helmets, their mascara running as they chase drunks.

Nah.