THE fun part of being away for a week without phones, email, Internet or newspapers is finding out on your return what you have missed – and confirming that you learn something new every day.Read
MOST people know the joke about the bloke walking around with a 12-inch pianist or followed by a million ducks all conjured up by the genie with dodgy hearing – your wish, pardon? is my command and all that.Read
THE problem with professional sport is that it is full of professional cheats. They won’t admit it, of course. They are not cheating, merely being... well, professional.Read
ANDRE Villas-Boas, or AVB as those who can’t be bothered to write his name in full know him, might not admit it, but losing 3-1 in Naples is probably seen as a letter of resignation in Russian Oligarch speak.Read
HOPEFULLY, rub lucky rabbit’s foot (lucky unless you are the rabbit, of course), the Suarezgate affair is now over, done and dusted . . . until next season.Read
I SEE FIFA are flexing their shin pads again, this time at Brazil where, because of crowd violence, alcohol has been banned at football matches since 2003.Read
I AM a bit old-fashioned when it comes to the Olympics. I still have this notion it is a celebration of sport, of dreams, aspirations and achievement, whether winning gold or merely being there.Read
I HAVE never met Luis Suarez so have no idea if he would be an ideal recruit for the National Front or is the greatest champion of civil rights the world has known.Read
DRUGS in sport has always been a controversial subject. There will always be athletes trying to keep one injection ahead of the testers with fame – and fortune – as the prize.Read