THE last time these two former giants of the English game – with nine league titles between them – could enjoy the luxury of a top-flight game without the fear of relegation hanging over them, Hercules the bear had just gone missing on a Scottish island after filming a Kleenex advert.Read
Sylvan Ebanks-Blake came off the substitutes' bench to rescue a point for Wolves and put them on the brink of Barclays Premier League survival against Blackburn at Molineux.Read
PITY the poor portly soul, in his jeans and replica shirt, who got down on his knees on the centre circle at half-time to propose to his girlfriend.Read
IT WON’T take Harry Houdini, upside down in a straight-jacket, inside a barrel, in a foaming river with a hairpin tucked inside his earlobe to beat the escape now required by Wolves.Read
A FRASER Kerr goal just nine minutes into the reserve derby encounter between Birmingham and Wolves at St Andrew’s was enough to give the home side the three points and leave their Molineux counterparts rooted to the foot of the Barclays Premier Reserve League table.Read
MICK McCarthy arrives home from training to a chips and mushy pea supper, washed down with a hot brew.Read
Full time match report: Aston Villa 2 Wolves 2
John Carew salvaged a point for Champions League-chasing Aston Villa after Mick McCarthy's side had threatened to pull off a shock win in the derby meeting at Villa Park.more
THE great Greek philosopher Zeno of Elea proposed four paradoxes in an effort to challenge the accepted notions of space and time and succeeded in confounding mathematicians for centuries.Read
Bolton were toasting an unlikely match winner in Zat Knight as they claimed only their second victory in nine Barclays Premier League matches since Owen Coyle became manager.
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Didier Drogba's double enabled Chelsea to move four points clear of Manchester United at the top of the Barclays Premier League as they overcame Wolves at Molineux.
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