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Banks hit by worldwide fraud

COLIN Whittock's view as banks are hit by worldwide fraud, after an Iraqi journalist threw a shoe at President Bush. Read

Christmas nativity

“No, Kevin, Frankincense and Myrrh are not on a special 3 for 2 offer at Tesco . . . !” Read

Curry for the troops

“They’ve surrendered! The smell is driving them wild and they want some of our balti . . . !” Read

Cold weather warning

"No, we aren't all 'going out for half term' - we just can't afford to have the heating on...!" Read

Scouts to get safe sex advice

COLIN Whittock's view as it is announced that scouts are to receive sex education as part of new guidelines. Read

Inflation rises to 5.2 per cent

"You're duty-bound to increase my pocket money so that I can help to keep the economy moving by getting on the housing ladder...!" Read

Fears over tobacco grown at allotment

"Typical! Everyone else grows much-needed food and what do you grow? Tobacco...!" Read

£50 billion rescue plan

"I know they said they'd take whatever action was necessary to maintain stability but...!" Read

Bank mergers

"People like to be reassured that we actually have some assets..!" Read

Financial crisis

"One lesson I've learned is...it's sometimes better to be in opposition..!" Read