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"And the performance of the year... Aston Villa for the second half against Reading...”Read
“Baths every day, endless brushing, being perfumed and spoiled, I’m so glad I’m just a mangy mutt!”Read
“Here is the news, read by Bruce Forsyth . . . “Read
“Hard? – I’ll say times are hard. Last week I was chief executive of the council!”Read
“Another head teacher says he’s being bullied by Mr Brown . . . !”Read
“You’d better stay out of Brum until you know we’ve got it . . . !”Read
‘‘As we’ve had a bit more snow in Brum than Vancouver, we thought we’d bid for 2018 Winter Olympics.’’Read
“I hear they’re planning to close this post office because it’s underused...!”Read
“Stop moaning. Half-term gives you a chance to spend some quality time with the children . . . !”Read
“The prospect of a General Election has certainly boosted the drinks trade...!”Read
“Well, the good news is – I won’t be running up huge university debts...”Read
“I don’t believe it – you mean they already have a singing, dancing one-man band unicyclist on a tightrope?”Read
“Now that’s really rubbing it in – they’re buying us with our own money . . . !”Read
“Think hard... despite the weather, the Christmas bills, the fuel costs, the wage freeze, the test match...there must be something cheerful to talk about...?”Read
‘‘Ermm ... I don’t quite know how to put this...’’Read
“Mum, Tesco are on the phone asking if they can buy something back, only you’ve emptied their shelves...!”Read
“Gosh, I’d heard things were getting difficult, but...”Read
“He should be with you. He went out about an hour ago to scrape the ice off the car...!”Read
“Typical! – Who else would rush to have the boiler changed in these temperatures?”Read
“Oh no, we’ll soon have to decide which party’s figures we disbelieve least . . . !”Read
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