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Barnardo's 5 sets of twins

“It’s been a big boost to our business – everyone thinks they’re seeing double . . . !”Read

Truancy

“I told you this truancy situation is getting out of hand . . . !”Read

Birmingham Big Screen

“Typical! They take the giant screen but forget the remote!”Read

Blues takeover

“They’re arguing over whether the new regime will be better than the old – all they agree on so far is that Karren Brady is better looking then Carson Yeung!”Read

Villa Monopoly

“I can’t get my head around their figures – I mean £60 million for a house in Alum Rock . . . !”Read

Brown sells off assets

“No, Prime Minister, we do not have ‘a few old, spare crown jewels’ we no longer require..!”Read

Colin Whittock cartoon: The Birmingham Half Marathon

Colin Whittock's take on the Birmingham Half MarathonRead

Charity Santa Run

“If the postmen strike you may have to deliver Christmas cards on the run . . . !”Read

Financial Advisor

“The way things are going, with a lot of luck you should be able to take early retirement by the age of 75...!”Read

90-year-old sky-diving gran

“Oh, it’s gran – she said she’d drop in this afternoon...”Read

Tories talk of cutting benefits

“They need sicknotes to be off with stress after all the nasty Tory talk of cutting their benefits . . . !”Read

Conservation Party Conference

“Actually I am a Labour supporter, I just wanted to be in confident, cheerful company...!”Read

Birmingham Speedway

“The council has finally agreed an acceptable level of noise but . . . !”Read

Tv re-tuning

“For goodness sake, let him do it! At the moment we’re getting BBC One on the microwave . . . !”Read

Gordon Brown speech

“It’s worked – he’s put them all to sleep...!”Read

Werewolf in Cannock Chase?

“Could he call you back... he’s just changing to go out...”Read

Labour Party Conference

“No, they aren’t for Gordon. With the state our party’s in, they’re for everyone...!”Read

Digging for Gold

“Good grief, as if we haven’t enough potholes already – now they’re all digging for gold!”Read

Thomas the Tank Engine

“He may have been created in Brum but I’m not sure Thomas’s local accent quite works...!”Read

Birmingham Mail Charity Trust calender

“There’s no living with her since she became one of the November models in the Mail’s new charity calendar...!”Read