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“It might be an American-style retirement village, Bert, but you look a bit silly in New Oscott . . . !”Read
“It’s to keep our security staff on their toes – the problem is getting worse . . . !”Read
“To all the police on twitter – ‘Guess where I am and what I’m doing now . . .’”Read
“It’s having a particularly hard effect on me – I run the students’ bar!”Read
“You can see all the way to Bournville – and Cadbury’s board telling Kraft what to do with their offer!”Read
“The last thing she said was ‘I’m just going to check my Euro Lottery numbers . . . !”Read
“It shows great devotion to stay together for 70 years – and his wife did well to hang in there, too . . . !”Read
“If Guy Fawkes wanted to blow up Parliament these days, he’d be welcomed with open arms . . . !”Read
“Never mind ‘But you like UB40’ – you’re supposed to be complaining about the noise!”Read
“...and which one is the Rooney baby..?”Read
“Bert told the trick-or-treaters to clear off... you don’t know where we can find four wheels for a Ford Focus do you?”Read
“It isn’t just you, dear. I’ll have to take my wife off my expenses list, too . . . !”Read
“Make the most of it – we’re going Christmas shopping tomorrow...!”Read
“Good grief! I didn’t think she’d come in her Calendar Girls costume..!”Read
“Right, all those waiting for the swine flu jab shout ‘oink!’...”Read
“Do we have a plan B if we don’t win the Euromillions lottery..?”Read
“Sorry, did we make you jump . . . ?”Read
“It’s been a big boost to our business – everyone thinks they’re seeing double . . . !”Read
“I told you this truancy situation is getting out of hand . . . !”Read
“Typical! They take the giant screen but forget the remote!”Read
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