Footie Joke
* What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scent-re spot!
* Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!
* What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!
* What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!
* Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can’t jump, silly!
* Why are football players never asked to dinner? Because they’re always dribbling!
