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JOKESRead
Jokes.Read
Why did the chicken cross the playground? Read
WHAT do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?Read
Q What do you get if Batman and Robin get run over by a steam roller?Read
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? Read
How do bees get to school?Read
Why do elephants wear green shoes? So they can hide on your lawn!Read
This week's chipper jokes.Read
What do you do when a dinosaur sneezes?Read
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!Read
What’s the difference between an elephant and a plum?Read
* What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scent-re spot!Read
What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous? A maggot with attitude!Read
What goes up and down but does not move? Read
What do you do when a dinosaur sneezes? Read
What did one tooth say to the other tooth?Read
What does a tree do when he is ready to go home? Read
KEEP your wits about you tomorrow as it’s April 1 –otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.Read
What kind of hair do oceans have?Read
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