What and why jokes
What does a tree do when he is ready to go home?
He leaves!
What did the cowboy say when his dog left?
Doggone!
What did one ear say to the other ear?
Between us we have brains!
What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop!
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one!
