VISIT this dinky parade and you could buy your pet a gift, collect prescription drugs, get a hair cut or book a funeral.

To complete your five card trick, you could pile in to The Firs for chips.

My £1 cone was full of lots of brown-looking specimens that collectively weighed in at 380g on my in-car scales.

Chips which look like this in spring can sometimes be a bit woody, but these tasted much better than expected – just like the shop itself they improved on the inside.

After noticing I was wearing a suit, my alert server even offered me a serviette when asked for a fork. Appreciated.

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