What do you do when a dinosaur sneezes?

Get out of the way!

What do you call a dinosaur wearing tight shoes?

My-foot-is-saurus!

What do you get when two dinosaurs collide?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?

Because they can’t afford new ones!

What does a Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricera-bottom!