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What goes up and down but does not move?

Stairs!

What did one toilet say to the other?

You look a bit flushed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two-tired!

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

So they can fight knights!

What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?

Someday my prints will come!

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