Slugs and Snails jokes
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off? I’ll get you next slime!
What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day!
How do snails get their shells so shiny? They use snail varnish!
Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out!
Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers!
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