Back to school jokes
How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Pupil: I didn’t even know it was sick!
Why did the boy have cotton wool in both ears in class?
To stop what the teacher was saying from going in one ear and out the other!
Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide!
What type of a tree does a maths teacher climb?
Geometry!
Did you hear about the teacher who was cross-eyed?
She couldn’t control her pupils!
