WHAT do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?
A jumbo yeti!
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How does a boat show affection?
It hugs the shore!
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What’s the chilliest football ground in the premiership?
Cold Trafford!
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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?
Hide their trainers!
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?!
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Why couldn’t Robin Hood hit the target?
Because his arrows were all in a quiver!