What did the cook give his fiancee on their engagement? An 18-carrot gold ring!

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows. Cows who? Cows go moo not who!

Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied her!

What do you call a pirate with five eyes? A piiiiirate!

How does a flea get from place to place? By itch-hiking!

What do you call a dinosaur wearing shoes that are too tight? Myfeetosaurus!