JOKES

Q What did the female duck say when she bought lipstick?

A Put it on my bill!

Q Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A It was stuck to the leg of the chicken!

Q What do mermaids have on toast?

A Mermerlade!

Q Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

A He thought it was High School!

Q What do you call a popular perfume?

A best-smeller!