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Monty Python: Almost The Truth (15)

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THIS mammoth 465-minute mixture of compilation and retrospective interviews called The Lawyer’s Cut is clearly meant for diehard fans. Read

The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee (15)

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IF YOU like well-crafted human dramas, Rebecca Miller’s adaptation of her own novel is well worth seeking out. Read

District 13: Ultimatum (15)

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NOT TO be confused with producer Peter Jackson’s current science fiction thriller District 9, this is the sequel to writer Luc Besson’s exciting 2006 hit, District 13. Read

Drag Me To Hell (15)

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SPIDER-MAN trilogy director Sam Raimi goes back to his horror roots with a film which fails to live up to its ‘Scariest movie of the decade’ billing.Read

Le Donk and Scor-Zay-Zee (15)

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AWARD-winning Uttoxeter director Shane Meadows made this improvised mockumentary in just five days for less than the cost of a top-of-the-range sports car. Read

Monsters vs Aliens (PG)

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THE latest blockbuster animation has one of the most cinematic openings to any film since the Spielberg-produced animation Monster House (2006).Read

12 Rounds (15) ***

IN WHAT is an enjoyably-silly action thriller, wrestling star John Cena is set a series of ludicrous challenges by a bloke who has kidnapped his missus for revenge. Read

Looking For Eric (15) ****

STRUGGLING postman Eric Bishop (Steve Evets) is cracking up under the pressure of an empty life. Read

Coraline (PG) ****

THIS IS a wonderful-looking animation with a wafer-thin plot. Read

Awaydays (28)

Yet another football violence drama, set on the Wirrall in the early 80s and with nothing new to say, especially with The Firm also in cinemas right now. Read

Red Cliff (15) ***

After making blockbuster Hollywood films like Mission: Impossible II, director John Woo takes the big bucks philosophy back home to make this the most expensive Chinese language film ever. Read

Telstar (15) **

ADAPTED from a stage play, this is a biopic about Joe Meek (Con O’Neill), the tormented man whose bedroom gadgets helped The Tornados to become the first US chart toppers. He also turned down the Beatles. A labour of love for Lock, Stock actor turned director Nick Moran, the claustrophobic sets and clever period touches work well, with much of the action set above a Holloway Road handbag shop run by Violet Shenton (Pam Ferris). Upstairs, Joe Meek is creating history, achieving sound effects on just two tracks which still resonate today. Yet the story of Britain’s equivalent to Phil Spector is somehow not that interesting to watch, even though Meek was gay, tone deaf and unable to play anything of note. The end credit notes are far more interesting than the film’s sea of unfamiliar characters. The Royle Family’s Ralph Little is Chas Hodges (later of Chas ‘n’ Dave) and former Darkness star Justin Hawkins briefly appears as Screaming Lord Sutch. But the injustice of Meek’s financial problems lacks drama – and it takes an end-credit note to add a sense of poignancy. Also out to buy for £15.99.Read

Tormented (15) **

THIS teen horror movie was shot in and around Birmingham, though you wouldn’t readily know it. Look out instead for things like decapitations, detached eyeballs, a fence post through the head, bleeding ears and hands chopped off. The story is about a boy who coming back from the dead to haunt his bullies but any serious themes soon make way for an illogical plot. Also out to buy for £15.99.Read

Fighting (15) **

CHANNING Tatum is continuing his physical climb up Hollywood’s greasy pole with a fair degree of tenacity. Read

Observe and Report (15) *

THE only heart present in this shopping centre security guard ‘comedy’ is in the surname of Seth Rogen’s character – Ronnie BarnhardtRead

Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (12) *

THIS attempt at comedy is so energy-sapping its six-pack star, Matthew McConaughey, doesn’t even bother to take his shirt off. Sorry, girls! Read

The Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience (U)

NOT so much a movie, just a concert with added bits thrown in for fans of the boy band. Read

Hannah Montana (U)

FOR anyone who’s been on the planet Mars recently, Hannah is the alter ego of Miley Cyrus, the pop star child of her father turned mentor, Billy Ray Cyrus.Read

The Boat That Rocked (15)

THIS might be a comedy from Love Actually director Richard Curtis, but his 60s’ pirate radio drama is set to leave many viewers with a sinking feeling. Read

Dragonball Evolution (PG) **

This manga adaptation is aimed at a young, undemanding audience with some scenes resembling a video game. Read